Are you aware your fiddle-leaf fig out of your pepperonia? Your ZZ out of your Swiss cheese? Do you speak to your houseplants like a proud mother or father cooing at a child, and submit adoring photographs of them on-line utilizing hashtags like #plantparents #plantmom #plantparentjourney?
While you go on vacation do you agonise – agonise – about discovering somebody to correctly take care of them in your absence? Do you sometimes – come on, admit it – secretly fantasise about proudly owning your very personal big glasshouse so you may fill it with outsized banana vegetation, scrambling begonias and trailing tradescantias, scented orchids and elephants ears?